"In 1999 a crack commando unit (well, two of us...) of high ranking ('entry-level') marketing professionals was sent into the workplace by a financial court for a crime they didn't commit. Nine years later, these two individuals promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade (Vauxhall and Kings Cross) to the Italian underground. Today, still wanted by ex-colleagues, friends, family, neighbours and anyone else they owe money to, they survive as travellers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them (...or they can find themselves), maybe you can hire: THE B-TEAM."

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